One of my perks of working where I do is that I get a box of products each month. I end up getting more stuff that I will ever use, so my friends end up with bits and pieces. The things that I won't use or my friends don't want go to work with Col. Tonight I handed Col these bits to take to work.
Col's comment, "it's the perfect date night for Dan (his coworker who I am sure doesn't read this blog). Dinner and he'll smell great*."